The Slow Butter Technique

It's like a normal butter technique, but slower. Much slower. Like, really slow.

First, you start with a stick of butter. Just one stick. Not two. Don't even think about it.

Next, you put it in the microwave for 47 minutes. Yes, 47 minutes. Don't bother asking why, just do it.

After that, you take it out and let it sit on the counter for 3 hours. Don't touch it, just let it be.

Finally,ประกyou serve it up with some toast. But not just any toast, the toast has to be on the floor. That's just how it's done.

Voila! Your slow butter is served.

But wait, there's more! Check out our FAQ on The Questions

Common Issues and Solutions:

• Q: My butter is still too fast. A: Try microwaving it for 53 minutes.

• Q: My toast is not on the floor. A: Get a new toaster.

• Q: I spilled butter on the carpet. A: Call a professional.